OK. I just turned 55. Jesus, really.

I still give shit about my appearance, I’m just not willing to invest much time into it.

Here’s a link.

The “good’ol days” are hardly behind us. Didn’t Trump just get called out for telling someone they would look good on their knees?

Pom Poms. Yup. Trump will be “phenomenal” indeed.

I’d go for the Big Boy.

Oh, no. I meant to imply nothing about you. I’m just saying that US foreign policy seems to have created a lot of refugees lately.

The Roma are thick in Paris, too.

Or female.

Hmmm. Huckabee accused Obama of “contempt” for the Constitution.

OK. I admit I’m obsessed with my pee.

But, but, but, but ..... Trump stated yesterday

I remember this gem.

I’m sure they don’t think abortion should be allowed in cases of rape. Why? Because rape isn’t real. It’s just what women call it when they selfishly try to withhold sex from their husband. Or their boyfriend. Or a guy they just met in the bar. Or a guy on the subway. Or, just face it, any guy.

Your’re forgetting that lawyers fought to have marital rape criminalized. And that lawyers have been working for years for greater protection of victims of domestic violence. We are, in fact people with emotions and passion.

Republican candidates seem to be playing “who can we insult” bingo before the debates.

I love the way “pro life” advocates talk about how fetuses are viable at earlier and earlier stages, because of advances in medical science.

The dumbest thing in my kitchen?

I want no part of any lifestyle that involves living on a farm in Utah.

Nope. Regulan blood worm.