Mansplaining at its worst.

Oh, right. Validation requires a penis.

I prefer his self immolation to yet another abortion restriction. Go ahead, dude, sacrifice yourself to your “pro life” god. It’s better than a woman dying from an unsafe abortion.

Great. It’s not enough to punish women for choosing abortion, but now you have to punish women who miscarry. We must remind women that they’ve failed at the only thing they’re good for - incubating.

Fuck you, Bud Light.

I should read more carefully. I thought it was about putting your dad’s ashes in a dildo. That was just icky.

I guess his point is that its the girls fault.

Reference to legal treatises. There’s a whole series, like Restatement of Contracts, Restatement of Torts, etc. They are summaries of the state of the law on certain topics. Someday, I shall publish a treatise entitled, “Restatement of the Obvious,” which shall summarize ... the obvious.

Restatement of the Obvious. Christianity, Islam and Judaism have always been about what the guys can do to keep the women in their place.

Here’s a puppy. Stay strong and carry on.

I’m pretty sure none of my friends would do this. Why? Because I’m sure if I had assholes for friends, I would have noticed and dumped them.

I had an abortion, and it was less traumatic than doing laundry. Don’t assume you know what women experience.

God, this is horrifying. As a former prosecuting attorney I’ve worked with law enforcement. They are caring human beings. Some can be a tad arrogant, but every single officer I ever worked with genuinely wanted to help victims. Especially children.

I’m not so sure the University of Virginia exists. I mean people tell me about it, but I can’t be sure because I’ve never seen it.

Referring to women’s lives as “details” is not how you get the womens’ vote.

Kill all three. It’s the only answer.

Rawhide chewies. We call them doggie drugs. Settles her right down.

The term “well spoken” or “articulate” are used to describe black people. Not white people.

I'm 54 and have curly hair to the middle of my back. I tried a short hair cut years ago, and it made me feel like a guy. Didn't like it. At all.

People used to assume I was my secretary, and leave messages for me with ... me.