The wedding dress ad caught my eye. Yes, the GOP is a lot like wedding dresses. Overpriced. Of limited use. Overwhelmingly white.

I got one of these calls. Person on the line said, "Grandma I need help. I'm in a jail in Canada." I hung up. I have no grandchildren. I have no children.

The inquiry is whether or not the young woman understands the procedure, including medical risks, and is mature enough to make the decision on her own. So, the more responsible your client is, the more likely the bypass will be granted.

I have represented young women in bypass proceedings. I don't know the details of the process in every state, but where I practice the young woman is generally referred to counsel through the clinic. We take the cases for free. Once the petition is filed (by an attorney or the young woman herself without counsel)…

Babycakes. My favorite

I saw the headline and thought, "vinyl clothing?" Is vinyl clothing a good thing? Relieved to see that it's about music, not rain wear.

Denying women choice .... denies women choices. Duh.

Meh. This is why I didn't have kids.

I eat breakfast only on Sunday. With scootesrdad. The rest of the week we eat cereal for dinner sometimes. American dining habits really have changed. When I was a kid, we all sat down for dinner, at the table, and had the old meat and potatoes menu.

No doubt, he thinks he's quite clever. No server has EVER heard that one before.

Virginity is over rated. It just wasn't that memorable.

Nothing could be as bad as Dead Lobster. Last time I ate there, they gave me a mummified potato and tiny overcooked shrimp.

Nope. I have the cutest dog in the whole world. Mr. Spikey.

I'm "challenged" to find anything redeeming in these frat bro fuckwits.

Right. I need 72 hours to figure out that what's growing in my uterus is a itty bitty human being and not a six pack of beer. How helpful.

These "sisters" will not be satisfied until every woman lives according to their faith. I can think of nothing less charitable.

Knock, knock.

She doesn't look so cool in her booking photo.

A bit of a potato sack among the swans.

I thought of Lucrezia Borgia.