Surprise. Boys pressure girls for sex, but don't like girls who give them sex.

The 1970's.

Chuck Norris sucks no matter what decade he's in.

Lawyers sometimes take cases, and clients, that are distasteful. But, you still have to provide representation.

Not attractive. The dress seems to shorten her legs, and highlight her stomach.

This confirms what I've observed. The "cool" kids went on to become raging assholes. The rather geeky kids went on to become cool adults. And the beautiful people in high school now look like shit and most of the funny looking kids all grew into attractive adults.

No. Women do not "get away" with hitting a man. They run the very real risk of getting killed, or at least getting the shit beat out of them.

Girls are taught not to hit men, because it could get them killed.

But, but, but, but .... you've missed the point.

Right. What girl doesn't want to grow up to be a rape victim, and the envy of all her friends?

I don't think I've ever got too high accidentally. I do it on purpose.

Stud = good. Woman = bad, shameful and slutty.

You know what doesn't distract from learning? Crushing student loan debts, and the constant worry about how the hell you're going to repay them.

Bingo. I wouldn't trade my worst travel experience for a week of poopy diapers.

I'll start spawning kids, as soon as the Pope steps in to raise them for me. Same thing I told my in-laws.

Oh, my God. It's like my grandmother crocheted a dildo.

Please, dear God, tell me that she is not in communications. That was probably the most incomprehensible statement I've ever read.

Scooter was my dog. And I can't spell.

Yes! I consider myself to be a woman who has it all. The "all" just doesn't include kids. Never wanted them, never needed them.

Sometimes, I am ashamed of my profession.