They were stopped by an officer in his Romper Room Safety Car

“Here I am again beside the road

CP. If I’m going down the money rat hole of Jag ownership it’s going to be for something with a little more sex appeal...

In other news man charges phone with little rotary hand-crank cell phone charger

These are the weakest ‘shop’d gifs ever. We all know those subarus are actually in the shop having head gaskets and/or entire engines replaced. Or half shafts. Or suspension bits. Or turbos...

More importantly, why is this news? Anytime a tow company gives me a tow I expect them to charge me.

Who towed him that was possible?

I don’t know if there was ever a better race finish than the one Pearson and Petty had in the ‘76 Daytona 500.

I bought my Saab 9-3 Aero in Scotland 5 years ago for £2000, about 1/4 the price they were selling for locally in Germany. It’s been a great car, driving on the right is really no problem at all (it just isn’t), it costs nothing more to insure than an LHD model on German insurance.

Also needs a custom plate “MRSHMLW” or “ROASTED” come to mind

If I were Allyn when I got my new white Tundra I’d get a wrap that perfectly recreates the burn patina on the truck. 

RIP, Silver Fox. 

The guy won the title in almost every season he ran the full schedule. He had wins in the ‘60s, ‘70s and ‘80s. He won on super speedways, mile ovals, short tracks, dirt tracks, and even road courses. He won with Pontiac, Dodge, Ford, Mercury and Chevy power.

David Pearson was simply the best. And, to top it off, he…

Another thing us “millennials” (love how that’s Become a derogatory term) dislike about Harley’s: They’re fucking loud and obnoxious. I get it, I get it. “Gotta be loud so you can hear me coming!” Really? Because I can hear the crotch rocket coming up behind me just fine, and I don’t feel his exhaust note in my ball…

The problem with Harleys is the same problem with Corvettes.....

You spend all your life from your childhood wanting one until you can finally (barely) afford one only to realize that everyone else has one and you are once again indistinguishable from the masses.

So you spend $20k modding it only to realize that you…

We spared no expense.

But 264/100% ebay feedback?

Slide whistle

Also rejected: The womp, womp, womp, trombone noise for when the low fuel indicator comes on.

I hope this plays when the car detects an accident