Elaine: *slams door open* Jerry, this guy just cut me off! This red Porsche comes FLYING by and just swerves right in front of me! No signal, no wave, nothing!

Numerous special editions.

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*straw edition not available in California

It sounds like the setup to an episode of Seinfeld. 

Your concept of seeing the dentist outside of the dentist office intrigues me.

Mahk is wicked stupid for not mentioning Mahindra!

You know what’s great? Progressive Insurance’s parody on these commercials.

Oh.........heck.........yeah!

Lincoln made powered ones in the ‘80s. Why can’t someone do it now?

They do, but you don’t really see them very often; I don’t think I’ve ever seen one in the wild, anyway:

Ryan, some things in here don’t react well to bullets.

From my favorite image series, and as of 2015. Of course we’re focused on operation efficiency while still bolstering inventory as aging parts of the fleet are phased out.  We already have what Russia and China are unveiling.

You mean Splinter is this way:

Yes, i believe that because ppl w/the least amount of resources will buy whatever they can buy which is the cheapest car.

...the school owes between $1 million and $10 million dollars...

I towed him that was illegal.

“For entirely illogical and irrational reasons, people have somehow collectively decided that they prefer taller vehicles with bigger wheels and a higher driving position. There’s no real, logical benefit to any of these qualities, and, in fact, you can argue that a taller vehicle impairs handling, makes the vehicle…

I hear Motus may have a few V4s laying around.

If you call it “Languagegate” people will notice more.