Subaru fanboys disagree, or maybe I missed a joke and it went right over my head... gasket...

It’s an imaginary vehicle. You can make it electric if you want. Mine is powered by taco farts.

The H2R only has half the number of tires the F1 car has. Just sayin’

I just picked one up 2 weeks ago to replace my 3 Series. It took a trip to 4 different Kia dealers, but I eventually found the color combo I wanted in a GT1 - at a 7k discount and 0% financing. Yes please.

lol you think this is some kind of minivan?

They are both true.

I am and don’t call me Shirley

8 times? Surely you can’t be serious!

He should have been wearing a life vest to make the joke complete :-)

Relevant

I’ve spent enough time in the desert to know that’s a bunch of bullshit. I’ve run into over a dozen Burning Man “art” pieces abandoned out away from the Playa.

Why are the rear wheels caged up?

Air BNB.

You used the d-word.

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

Holy shit it’s literally a handle with red paint and a picture depicting an exit from the car. This does not leave a lot of room for misunderstanding. 

And this is why we need a “loser pays” system in this country.

“Next time I see a Stinger on the streets thinking he is going to beat my 5.0. All the driver is going to see is my car’s tailights.” - You

He’ll see your taillights in his rear view mirror when you spin your 5.0 into the nearest crowd/curb/pole.

Not shown, was the Mustang beating the Stinger to the crowd by a full four seconds.