As soon as you spell America with a K and and say things like “neocon(azis)“ everybody will ignore you, no matter how much truth you speak.

No, the French have no word for “Victorious”.

The fearless saboteurs also removed the little arrows on the gas gauge indicating what side of the vehicle the gas tank is on.

Say no if he offers to push the shopping buggy to your car. 

Nah, I’ll wait till they show up at my local Dollar Store.

I’ve already written many times before. ‘Harley’ & Harley Davidson should be maintained for their ICE bikes.

Inside sources say this will be the new company logo:

“Harley needs to bring in a new brand name”

Wow. I’m sure this will get me back into the greys, but this makes you into an even bigger dickhead than Schrader in my book. If Jalopnik’s standard for writers is this low, I won’t miss this place.

“It’s a site that covers motorsports. It’s a race day. If you don’t want spoilers, don’t come. I hope Bradley posts the complete top ten in the headline next race.”

Not everyone have the option to actually see it live

Hoosier needs to make a model of tire called “Daddy”

Man, I wheely wanted to watch the whole video, but it just kinda fell flat and I got too tired to finish. Maybe I’ll get a round to finishing it later.

Why scuttle the sub? It’d rock on Craigslist. Or similarly, it could be used as guest transport for Fyre Festival 2.

This surely is peak wagon

I’d rather walk.

You ask that question about a guy that you yourself called ‘Methy McMethface’. How is the question legit?

Why would someone get a giant tattoo of a strawberry?

“shot the car-squatter in the legs with a bean bag shotgun”

Drivers and Police get grumpy with them because they (cyclists) only follow the laws of traffic when it suits them. Run a red light or stop sign, no problem i’m a bike i can do it. Cross multiple lanes of traffic at once, “it’s ok i’m on a bike”. Ride between the lines of cars stopped in heavy traffic or at alight,…