My family has had White Sox season tickets between home and 1st base, 18 rows up, for the better part of 20 years. Not a humble brag, just means we’re dumb enough to pay more than the seats are worth at this point.

I was unaware that anybody still stopped to help you in a car breakdown regardless of what you’re driving.

Stopping to help someone with a Yugo who has broken down would be like stopping to help someone with a Hummer H2 who has run out of gas.

Did your customer get the TruCoat?

When conducting business with a car dealer, remember that one of the central tenants of car sales is: “Create a sense of urgency.” Seriously, it’s in virtually all high pressure sales material. And don’t buy the “we’re a low/no pressure dealership”. That’s just code for, “We’ve implemented enough layers of indirection…

I happen to like my TourX very much! Now, it’s about noon, I’m off to dinner.

On the bright side, when you buy a Buick you instantly become 80 years old, so now this guy can qualify for Medicare and all sorts of discounts on white shoes and salad bars. Pretty shrewd financial maneuvering if you ask me.

I don’t think anyone besides Ford will use the Interceptor name, to avoid brand confusion.

Intial Quality: Initially it’s ok then it’s a piece of crap?

Davey was my best and only friend from k-6th grade and really gave credence to the final words in the movie Stand By Me, “I never had any friends later on like I had when I was 12.” Rather, I am 43 now and I still have never found a friend quite like him later in life. Sadly I will never get to tell him face to face…

Well, somebody has to pick it up, or the Belters are going to claim it as salvage.

Junior’s the opposite of his dad in many ways. I recall a story about Senior seeing Junior’s full-face helmet in the shop or garage and throwing it across the room — open-face or nothing for Senior — saying something about how only candy-asses wear full-face helmets.

Please do

And that’s not even considering the symptoms of concussions: dizziness, confusion, headaches, nausea and vomiting, delayed responses

Because he still got you to click on his shitty article.  Jokes on you.

They really seem to just be millenial bloggers who accidentally landed in the automotive space. But I like most any content about cars, so here I am reading and commenting.

That’s only good if you enjoy the whole “stupidity as comedy” bit. I find Talladega Nights to be one of the most annoying movies ever made.

Days of Thunder is a goddamn masterpiece!

Close but:

Nah, too directly related to the product/service. Gotta be a little less descriptive. And spelled “creatively”.