Anytime someone says “ Bruh” indicates I cannot take anything they say seriously.

you must have a large trunk to fit a dead hooker and a meddling cop

I got pulled over for a dead hooker in the trunk. Which is totally BS because he couldn’t even see the dead hooker in the trunk until he opened it.

What does this have to do with a Focus owning fuckwit?

They’re car salesmen, they didn’t go into it clean.

Peter Fonda approves of this car.

There’s a lot of petty Petty hatred in this thread, so allow me to share a story about the man.

I was trying to explain this to my wife sitting on the couch when she reminded me a) I should have stayed in mechanical engineering and b) she didn’t care. Glad someone else thought of it too

it’s a tax dodge of some sort, i don’t remember exactly. none of those cars ever set tire in montana.

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in…

Half of Ohio has been brought in for questioning.

Has anyone seen LongVoyager lately?

Around 20 years ago rt. 46 in Parsippany NJ and my friend Matt was taking the 350 version of this, with a little work done, for a test drive. This car had tint so dark that I’m pretty sure it absorbed energy around it like a NJ Guido black hole. Anyhoo at a stop light the owner said floor it etc. Matt proceeded to…

The man went through litigation hell and you make a juke out of it?

A multinational stealing a guy’s name. That’s...

What wasn’t mentioned is that Uzi Nissan isn’t his real birth name. He changed it. His real name is AK47 Datsun.

“6) Car got a starter problem? Hit the starter with a hammer, tire iron, or a rock.”

Miata
Isn’t
Actually
The
Answer

The Neo became the J30. All the cues are there. And as proof that someone is wearing rose-colored glasses, nobody remembered the J30.

“Don’t mind me, just replacing the turn signal bulb.”