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“If eating at the ballpark, make sure to remind this female person that the hot dogs go in their mouth, as they are an easily confused sex and may embarrass themselves, or worse, you.”

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

Just thank you, thank you.  More articles like this, please.  Maybe Jets fans won’t be so arrogant now.

Barry: The Yankees are cursed!

Sort of like Andrew Luck recently, you have to respect Byfuglien taking some time away from the game to ask some tough questions like “Do I really want to spend another year of my life in Winnipeg” and “No, seriously, is there anyway for me to leave Winnipeg?”

don’t forget Brett Gardner, Cameron Maybin, Luke Voit and Domingo German...its ridiculous how many players had career years with the Yankees this  year.

How can a team truly be cursed if their history of success is evidence that there truly is no higher power that can curse them?

I feel real bad for them. It’s a similar feeling to that time in 2018 when Coke narrowly missed on revenue, which declined 6% to $7.06 billion, while analysts were expecting $7.07 billion. Just real intense stabs of sympathy is what I’m feeling.

So the Liberty had to tank TWICE as hard as the Knicks to secure the 1st pick overall...

I see your Gin Blossoms and raise you one Collective Soul.

I agree - Live is a much better band. Unfortunately, they are currently touring with Bush, which means no matter which side of the debate you are on, you have to sit through half a shitty concert to see half a concert you like. 

You get a more fulfilling experience riding on a boat under the DMB tour bus than you do going to one of their shows 

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Northern Virginia is like if they made a group of suburbs that had Manhattan’s bridge traffic on every single road.

That image is the correct response when a bear wanders onto the pitch from the Black Forest.

PITT’S