I mean, it IS good news

I don’t know why Lebron and/or the Lakers felt the need to put this out there, I’m quite sure JR already knew the score.

I assume Turner saw how badly Rios was pitching and wanted his teammates to be able to tee off.

Given how bad Rosenthal was, it’s a travesty that he was brought back ahead of Kaepernick.

I used to host bar trivia in Chesapeake and Sweet Pea was a regular. He brightened the room anytime he was there, and didn’t care when somebody didn’t know who he was. But everyone knew who he was, because he was just that kinda dude. He’d just show you his championship ring, let you try it on, and be your buddy. He’…

I’m not making blanket statements about “boxing history” or including legendary defensive fighters like Willie Pep or others, but in my lifetime of watching boxing, Whitaker was the best defensive fighter I ever saw. Floyd was a close second, and no one other than Floyd was even in the same stratosphere. As others…

Just a suggestion that today is not the day to rank lightweight fighters.

You write so well. Thanks.

Honest answer? It was probably a prat fall type thing where he’d hit the wall/glass and fall down. The glass was obviously weaker than he anticipated.

Other takes? We’ve been told for years now that devils have no respect for our invisible barriers and this just confirms it.

Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man at war with panes. 

The dealer was immediately hired by Rob Pelinka as a salary cap specialist

“Look, Coach O’Brien, we know you coached football 10,000 hours last year, but you also changed the toilet paper roll once, so now you make $7.50 an hour, OK?”

me be rich someday like good owners. me not care about team have good players only care make ‘smart’ decision. me play fantasy football me smart like gm. me crypto racist. me hate players. oo-oo.

[age of Roger Federer at his death] minus [duration of match]

When you said “Grandmaster caught cheating in the bathroom” my first thoughts were of sympathy towards Mrs. Flash. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyington_Oak Before being hanged for a crime he denied committing, he claimed that a mighty oak tree would spring from his heart to prove his innocence. Visitors to the grave and tree say they’ve heard weeping when the winds are still, which creeps me right the fuck out.

They’d rather pay some guy called a “concierge” to try to convince you that your crap insurance isn’t crap insurance than pay for you to go to the doctor.

When you buy songs (a cd, record, spotify subscription, etc), you have a license for the personal use of it (in your car, at a backyard barbecue, on a boombox as you walk down the street, etc). The problem is when you’re using it for public purposes (e.g., creating an atmosphere at your restaurant, using it in a…

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

Bah, back in Little League we’d just spray it with the cold stuff, pop another greenie and play two more games.