The Leafs, though, desperately need and are going to adore Barrie.

What do you mean "imagine"? Some of us do have to appear at press conferences after days at the office that didn’t go well. One time a couple years ago we had a run of days like that, but we faced our grim task as best we could and took our licks on the media circuit. Then one day the big boss (as in the boss’s boss’s…

This is Don Waddell we’re talking about. You know, the guy that signed Bobby Holik to a 3 year, $12.75 million contract right after the Rags bought him out after the 2004-05 Lockout was over. The Thrashers had two blueliners that had more points than Holik did the 2005-06 season. The same guy that signed a 39 year old…

It would have been great if Montreal had mixed up their Sebastian Ahos.

Makes perfect sense to me. People who move to Arizona just to hang out in the casino all day make up 12% of the state’s economy. I’m gonna send him a coin bucket and half a pack of Marlboro 100s to congratulate him on his early retirement.

The Wizards succeed only in making the Bulls look like a competent front office

So in this case the Islanders were the Brooklyn Nyets.

So if any of you were wondering what it would take for any free agent to choose to sign with a James Dolan team, the answer is for the other option to be the Islanders. 

He’s gonna sign with the first team that offers him a contract via telegram.

Reached for comment, Irving said, “Normally I would have, but my agent said they need to offer more money before I sign anything.”

Whatever, I’m just glad he gave the Celtics the shaft.

Angels, 1997: Oh, Tawny!

I hope this ages better than the “Kevin Durant, You Have Two Calves For a Reason, You Coward” post.

Mets fan since ‘71, listened to the game today, and when Frazier hit his two-run home run in the 9th, I felt absolutely nothing. Not because it wasn’t a splendid moment, but because I knew — the way Spock knows that when he drops a hammer on a positive-gravity planet, he doesn’t have to see it fall to know that it has…

Goddamn man. Just when I was getting bummed out by the excellently reported but thoroughly depressing and serious stories that appeared on here today, you have to go and pull out that headline and make it hard for me to not laugh in the office.

Sounds like Grand Junction is more into being a chump-hack hub.

I’m really more interested in his blood testing experience and expertise, tbh.

This is so dumb.

I’d prefer if they tried the Radman Theory, meaning the entire franchise would ollie off a cliff.