They’re fucking totally dysfunctional.

you, a non-disruptor: well, you can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit

RVs should be taxed into oblivion as hideous gas-guzzling wastes that take up entirely too much space on the road. Especially the hilly, two-lane roads that make up most of the access to our national parks. The only good thing an RV ever did was co-star in Albert Brooks’ Lost in America.

[atonal nasal voice] something is happening here but you don’t know what it is

[extremely Michael McDonald voice] yummo, Bedale

Your Mom’s House since all the players will be there anyway to have sex with her

he’s gotta join Big 3 to stop Joe Johnson’s reign of 4-point terror

google “HamNo + squats” and prepare to be overwhelmed, my man

“Pound Sterling” is not only British currency, but a good idea

Polys want that cracker

I just want to point out that “Woody Johnson” is so fucking rich that he can make people take him seriously despite having a name that is a pair of synonyms for penis

Where does Joe Alwyn see himself in 10 years? The same place he does today: a mirror!

AB: Man I wish I was back in Pittsburgh instead of this shitshow

that’s the dumbest Hawkeye result since he told Trapper John to go fuck himself

this whole discussion needs to be in Temecula

see the video, I cannot

ROONEYS, ranked

Bernie Sanders is an Independent Senator from Vermont making his second run for President. A lot has been written about him and his supporters; surprised you haven’t heard!

Coach Mose Schrute lookin ass

I prefer the former, less literal way to show the agony of defeat