this game is going to replace Kursk as the greatest tank battle in history

uh you want the Poop Johnson comments

thankfully, Dick Santorum is not

this is the most butt-on-butt action since Requiem for a Dream

ah yes, the fabled Good Germans™

now is a good time to trade guys away, since with taxes coming up you should be looking for de-Duck-tions

Excited for the garlic week articles, I will read allium!

Typical spoiled athlete, thinking he’s above the law. Of gravity, in this case.

Funny that the owner who inherited his team doesn’t see raging nepotism as a problem

Izzy Alcantara! Had a 958 career OPS in 5 Triple-A seasons, although he’s Remembered more for his revolutionary work in mound-charging

SEALs, ranked

as the story indicates, “La” is a family name

Almost anything would be a better use of money.

Aww, Talking thumb is all growns up!

“hey there Goggle, find a recipe for pie, a-yuh”

El Pulpo! Not just his hands had an extra digit, you know.

Long, drawn-out, strategic leaking? Heck, I do that every day!

+1 silver dollar for you!

I’m the captain now

with this colossal dick off the market, bodes well for Nick Foles in free agency