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Sean Cooper
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Oh hi Mark.

That person is my hero

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Poor Eric. He’s not used to such direct action. Usually people just spit in his food\drinks.

Not just any cocktail lounge, but Aviary - the cocktail lounge of the Alinea Group.

She’s polling very well for a candidate who is a relative newcomer that has been largely ignored by the media, which is to say she has a strong base of support, and there’s every reason for that base to grow once more people are paying attention and she’s sharing the stage with candidates who are polling better

I’m not pulling for anybody. I see no point in pulling for anybody when it is so obvious that she’s the nominee. 

She’s the definition of someone who gives a shit about the details. Her plans scream “Everyone calm down. We’re just going to get shit done with a minimum of drama.”

I wonder about the sibling dynamics between Hunter and Beau. Was Beau always the golden child destined for great things whose life was tragically cut short? Because I am getting HELLA “always lived in my brother’s shadow” vibes from this hot mess.

Hillary Clinton “overprepared” for her debates with Trump.

Oh, my. So he and one of his conquests came to my place of business. He was charming and handsome and bought her a pretty sleepwear set among other things. Then he half-jokingly asked an associate nearby to join them for a threesome. She politely declined. The next day the conquest came in alone to return everything

THIS.  I want a boring policy wonk.  I’m hoping the whole Pocahontas thing was the extent of Warren’s messiness, because right now I’m leaning toward her. 

A-FUCKING-MEN.

OMG.  I’m stealing that.

Look man...

I usually call Biden a douche. He's outdated, unnecessary, and bad for women.

I have made a lot of mistakes in my adult life, and my parents are not responsible for any of them. But this dude sure is messy.

The lesson here is, just don’t let him set you up in a house that costs more than $7,500 a month and you’re golden.

Because people like Biden (and Hilary and Bernie and Romney) have convinced themselves that the presidency is their destiny. These are people who have done nothing but win life for decades. It is inconceivable to them that something they want is something they won’t get. Even losing previous primaries and/or elections

...must be nice to constantly fail upwards...