When I hear this phrase it reminds me that a friend who grew up in Ohio was literally taught in school that black people have an extra bone in their foot that makes them faster than white people. I always assume this is the bone to which these obvious racists are referring.

It’s metastasized to their brain stems.

“Joe, you’re not supposed to read the ellipsis out loud.”

Also spineless.

OK, so we’ve ruled out the bones.

I recently re-read the book White Fragility by Robin DiAngelo, I needed to. Why? Because each time I read it, my mind opened more, I see the ways I am complicit in and reap the benefits of systems and institutions built on racism, white supremacy, white privilege as a “progressive” “liberal” “ally” etc. I see the…

“Cory should apologize. He knows better. There’s not a racist bone in my body. I’ve been involved in civil rights my whole career, period, period, period.”

So many boneless white men.

I don’t have a dog in this fight quite yet but Buttigieg did act to tear down hundreds of homes owned by minorities in the name of gentrification while mayor of South Bend, which is not great.

 Allegedly!!! 

That final supposedly just cracked me up so hard.

“For pennies a day, you, too, could help this president get the professional help of doctors he so obviously and desperately - desperately - needs.”

TRUMP: I— I disagree. Look, it’s been acknowledged. Although they do say Abraham Lincoln was treated really badly. I must say that’s the one. If you can believe it, Abraham Lincoln was treated supposedly very badly. But nobody’s been treated badly like me. And this way I can fight the dishonest media, the corrupt…

I think it actually hurts them in the election.

Me Trump, sir , there’s this terrific new play about what an awesome president you are. It’s called “Our American Cousin”. I believe it is being performed at the Gerald Ford Theatre . You should really go check it out.

These interviews get more and more incoherent by the day. I don’t envy anyone who does the transcripts of these messes, half the time he’s just spouting gibberish.

🎵.🎵 DONT CRY FOR ME, ORANGINA! 🎵🎵

This dovetails perfectly with Melania, who claims to be the most bullied person in the world.

Sarah McLachlan, where are you when we need you?! This situation simply begs for one of your tortuous, heartstring-tugging commercials, STAT! Only with no sad puppies this time - just mistreated POTUSes! I mean, we need to stir up some SERIOUS sympathy here for this poor, abused man.