Benton Fraser never needed any help.

Actually, I think he’s a victim of sexual harassment?

Miss Piggy should be apologizing to Kermit, tbh.

Amy Sedaris talked with Jon Stewart back in the day about working with Colbert and Carell at Second City. I forget the exact question Stewart asked, but I remember her response. She said one was shy and sweet while the other was a huge flirt and a ladies man or womanizer, can’t remember which, they’re kind of…

I might have to go murder/suicide with my kids. If we can’t trust Fred “Cardigan” Rogers, there is no goddamn hope in the world.

“If you actually want to help, shut the fuck UP.”

YOU NEED MORE STARS.

If I ever learn that Fred Rogers was a pervert, my tenuous grasp on this world will snap.

To be fair, “inappropriate behavior” in Minnesota includes forgetting to bring a hotdish to the Christmas party.

This doesn’t rule out the possibility of sexual harassment/assault, obviously, but the fact that Colbert has been married to the same woman since before he started as correspondent on The Daily Show with Craig Kilborn does a lot to bolster my belief that he’s a man of character.

Or Lin-Manuel Miranda!

At this point I’m all for sequestering all men off in an island and living in an all-female society where we store and use a variety of sperm as needed. Once any boy-child gets to a certain age (as yet to be determined) he can be sent off to the aforementioned island.

“...where the women are strong, mainly from fighting off unwanted sexual advances.”

Truth. But at least each leftie that faces the music is one less “but, what about...” they have to work with when you call out the bullshit

Holy fuck.

Good. His schtick is fucking insufferable, anyway.

Renaming Prairie Home Companion seems like overkill

“It’s been a gropey week here in Lake Wobegon...”

just a reminder before the “but Trump is still President” comments coming rolling in...

Republicans don’t care.

The End.