anonymous sources have revealed he’s more of a movietickets.com guy.

I’m just disappointed he never really got a true chance to push through his Dippin’ Dots agenda. Business forever unfinished.

Yeah. When Putin has somebody pop Spicey they’ll leave the silver in his mouth as a warning.

I’d go make a voting thing and we could have some fun, but it’s Sessions. Sessions is next.

For real though, how long will this guy even last when the NRA must be shitting the bed- “ a gun in the house makes you less safe”. The moar guns, gun humpers are going to go absolutely apeshit.

Well how else do you think the 100% grain alcohol circulates throughout his systems?

Yes, but will the new guy know how to do the fandango? That’s all I need to know.

Trump is such a fucking asshole. In no way do I like Spicey, but I wish he would have let him resign with a shred of dignity. Spicer stood up there defending the indefensible for months, and this is what he gets.

Good riddance. What a hot mess this whole administration is. There should be a bracket running on who’s next.

It was hell, all right.

Gosh, I almost, almost, almost feel sorry for him. He was the messenger that got shot. Repeatedly, and they hung, drawn and quartered, flayed, and then fed to the dogs. He had the worst job since Comical Ali.

ALL. THE. STARS!!

I need to start a GoFundMe so I can buy all the future tell-all books that people thrown under the bus by 45 will be writing.

Does this mean that Melissa McCarthy is now free to hang out with me on Saturday Nights? :3

I’m ambivalent about this. On one hand, he’s awful and not good at his job, so this is fine. On the other, does this mean no more Melissa McCarthy as Spicer on SNL? That sucks.

Another one bites the dust....

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very frightening me

The bright side of Spicer being dead? Four lucky keychains.

Now that he’s resigned, does Spicer still get to keep his 30 pieces of silver?