The only reason China gives a shit about NorK anymore is because they’re going to have to deal with the hundreds of thousands of refugees from whatever event triggers a crisis.

I’m fully expecting we’ll see widespread use of cheap veggie burgers that actually replicate the taste and texture of meat in the next 10 years or so (not so much the lab protein, because that takes a long time to culture).

Other than music, Batman and thin curst pizza… Humanity is generally overrated. We’re just monkeys who figured out how to not shit ourselves.

Those kids will be fine. It’s their kids that will become cannibals and wear human skin suits to survive.

Kids are dying as we speak. AS WE SPEAK. We’re letting it happen.

Not only that scenario but when the ice melts, it’s my understanding that it will release superbugs that our immune systems are wholly incapable of dealing with due to our unfamiliarity with them. So in other words:

Considering how many positions they haven’t bothered filling, I’m not surprised - not to mention the level of incompetence of drumpster & co.

Maybe they all (including Trump) thought that he had real estate in Hamburg that they could use?

I feel like it had to have been someone in the state department? Delegation rooms should have been booked in 2016 regardless of who POTUS would be. I like to think they were booked in advance and someone decided to cancel the rooms after Trump was elected and no one bothered to check/confirm.

The photo at the top needs captioning:

Someone in an earlier post said that it’s a common posture for men with testicular pain. That plus his big gut would explain it.

Probably a serious case of hemorrhoids.

The best part about fucking up on hotel rooms is that we’re talking about someone heavily involved with hotels. Maybe they just assumed that his name in the industry was enough? Maybe they thought that, like L. Ron Hubbard, there is space saved for him wherever he goes, whether he actually goes there or not? I have…

The fact that no one booked hotel rooms is AMAZING to me. Like what a perfect representation of how awful this government is.

That fucking yank he does drives me absolutely bananas. He thinks it’s an Alpha move, but it’s really just being an asshole

He gives Putin a handshake a bit lower, and with his mouth.

This tit always sits like he is having a difficult bowel movement. I’m sure he thinks it makes him look badass, but it reminds me of an insecure, and hyperactive child. Hmmm...

That’s the beauty of life - you beg for a Swinton and the universe gives you more Kardashians.

Yes, but I think it’s a bit too much to introduce 17 different characters in one episode, no?

Ew, no.

You know who should have a role, though? And more than a cameo? And whose obligations to her soon-to-be-ending show are freed up, or soon to be, though?

Tatiana Maslany. Tatiana needs to be on this show. Also, she’s socially progressive and doesn’t make shit like “Hotline Bling”.