The first time I saw a video of teddy I thought the noises might be fake, so I watched other porcupine videos. That’s how I found out that all porcupines sound like baby cartoon animals. It makes me so happy.
Sean Cooper
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it’s pretty cool that they can shoot sharp spikes off their bodies.
Came to say exact thing. Was going to snark about porcupine-fucking congressman (WTF) but that image of adorable baby porcupine pushed that thought out of my mind (at least for a minute and these days that’s something)
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make sure you have your swooning couch handy:
You know... even tyrannosaurs make love. #LifeFindsAWay
“I’d deposition my quills for you” is my new favorite pickup line.
It’s too soon for what’s-her-name.
Porcupines don’t “make love.” They porc.
Yeah but its quills count as a pre-existing condition so that little guy is still fucked.
“I’m going to admire you from afaaaaaarrrrr!”
All I want is for someone to enjoy the dishes I prepare with that much gusto.
Or sometimes not! As in the case of the president.
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Have you ever heard the noises they make? Because they are very cute.
These people are somehow elected.
No, porcupine lovemaking. It’s so, so much worse.
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It makes sense - Republicans, born with platinum-plated family insurance - approach healthcare like timid, knowledge-free virgins, fearing - but praying - you’ll touch their asshole.
Not the point, I know, but I’ve never seen a baby porcupine before and holy fuck is that an adorable little ball of prickly cuteness.
Almost. I’d say the Republican healthcare negotiations are like an attempt to fuck America up the ass with a porcupine.