Can we wait 18 months until the Ds retake the House so the LoS goes to Pelosi instead?

Black don’t crack tho.

The world would certainly be a better place if Trump, Pence, McConnell, and Ryan were dead. So, certainly no one has to do it, but I won’t be upset if someone does. And if it is Depp then I will even pay to go see that newest POS he released.

Hey, if somebody’s got to do it, we could do worse than Johnny Depp. As far as I can tell, his career is mostly over, and his kids are already teenagers. If he’s willing to do the time....

Harrisburg would like to speak with you for a moment...

“He’s a model... in Canada. You don’t know him; he goes to a different school.” - Leslie Jones

It’s fairly obvious that it’s Colin Jost, no?

He’s worse that Rauner in IL because as a GOP governor Rauner owns his awfulness by not even signing progressive bills passed by the Dem controlled General Assembly. I hate Cuomo so fucking much.

Considering the millions of dollars the Catholic Church pours into lobbying here every year, I think the biggest litigious party with deep pockets and a grudge is the Catholic Church itself. If they can afford to buy senators, they can afford to pay out a few settlements.

40,000 kids are the victims of sexual abuse in NY State EVERY GODDAMN YEAR.

I’ve lived in beet red states and I now live in NYS. I’m here to tell you that compared to other places, you have no idea how much better it is...except the property taxes.

The Catholic Conference and the Boy Scouts continued lobbying to oppose the legislation, trotting out the same old argument: that its passage would open a floodgate of litigation that would inevitably bankrupt parishes, schools, and other institutions.

Anyone who is abused in a public setting—in a public school, for example—have a mere 90 days from the time they turn 18 to file a formal intent to sue. Only three other states have such strict limitations: Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi.

Don’t forget that the taxpaying voters of New York State elected a Democratic state senate, but some Senators took it upon themselves to hand the majority back to Republicans for some strange rea$$$on.

You lose a lot of credibility when you quote Aretakis, who was disbarred, but you are correct that Cuomo is a fucking snake.

This is right before he moved downtown and opened an artisanal craft beer gastropub;

Is anybody else astonished that the original twitter post isn’t by Sarah Vowell?

famous ex-president,

Important Relevant Abraham Lincoln Hotness Factoid: He once had a shirtless broadsword duel in a mud pit.

If you want more information on that, AND YOU SHOULD, here you go. Back when young Lincoln was a member of the state legislature of Illinois he was challenged to a duel by James Shields, a local lawyer. Apparently…

I’m a little happy and a little sad because Abe was my first crush. I have concealed this fact since it first ignited my adolescent loins more than 20 years ago, but relished it as my little private history nerd secret...and now I find I’m not even that original. Thanks guys. PS we need Fassbender to play a hot young…