If there was a just and loving god, these people would never have been in a position to strip millions of American citizens of their health care.

Oh my god, Pence has learned to reproduce by budding! We’re all doomed! D:

Uggggggggggggggggh that fucking atrocity of a human being that represents my district is right in the front. I called her office and couldn’t get through at all. She’s the monster in the pearls and pink sweater. And my God, Pence never stops looking like Dexter Morgan to me.

“Village Of The Damned Idiots: The White House”

I’d love to just scream “you are all beige assholes” at them.

He probably is wearing makeup because he’s so white his features don’t show up on camera. Either that, or some photo editor painted him up in post-production because his features weren’t showing up in the pics. He is seriously one colorless dude.

...or to quote Bill Hicks, “Jesus is like Elvis. Love the dude, hate the fans.”

If it’s any consolation, a good number of those old white men and women are probably going to die here in the next decade. You know, to only be replaced by another old white man/woman... You know what, I think I’m bad at consoling people.

I feel that a properly designed hell would not let you see that.

I refer to Gandhi on this one. “I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike him.” 

The fact that that cross doesn’t burn her skin is proof that there is no god.

William and Mary put a bit of a wrinkle in that rule. They were offered the throne as a couple even though Mary was the direct heir. He was called king during her lifetime and ruled as king after her death. He was a blood relation though, which may have helped. Her sister (not one of his relations) ruled after his…

Trust me, the good stuff stings quite a bit more.

I’m pretty sure pissing into the bottle is actually just a legitimate step in the manufacturing process.

Bud Light is also a huge sponsor of gay pride events so... mixed messages GOP mixed messages

Cheap and tasteless, just like them.

In even worse news, one of my favorite breweries Wicked Weed sold out to Anheuser-Busch

Stale piss marketed as the All-American Beer owned by a foreign company. Seems appropriate for a republican party celebration.

A quick addition that I haven’t seen anyone else add in: Phillip gave up any claim to the throne as part of his marriage to Elizabeth, also part of the deal was that the children would be Windsor and not Mountbatten (his last name).