*high fives*

Also a square, never smoked pot and don’t plan on ever doing it in the future. And it’s been painfully obvious to me for a very long time that it should 1000% be legalized and regulated.

I got to visit your lovely state for the first time last summer. Very beautiful. Hope to return soon.

Woo Maine!

Salsa? Who puts salsa on a potato? That’s weird, but it also sounds delicious.

A French fry festival... crinkly, curly, waffle, truffle (To please the hipster crowd),steak fries... all joining together under one roof with plenty of dipping sauces... this sounds like Heaven.

Clearly United’s PR guy quickly found new work.

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

This never gets old.

He’s been the least popular governor for a while now. Waiting for him to hit single digits. He should feel bad that he’s polling worse than 45.

It’s weird that the “people are going to do whatever they want to do so why bother” attitude toward firearm legislation can’t apply to abortion or gay marriage either.

Look, I know we all want to tear Christie a new one here, but I really think we should take the high road.

It’s impossible for me to believe that anybody in the year 2017 actually thinks the harmfulness of marijuana is comparable to that of methamphetamine or heroin or cocaine. But you have to have some pretext for arresting minority voters!

The irony of course is that any attempt to regulate (see: not ban) firearms is met with the reasoning of “well, the criminals will still get their hands on guns, so what’s the point?!”

...no he isn’t. He’s capitulating. Learn the terms.

And that hasn’t happened in any of the recent shutdowns. There is nothing presented to the President. These are temporary, ongoing resolutions to keep the government funded and open. Trump was ignored, and the government stays open temporarily, like it has for years unless the GOP starts getting fuckity about things.…

Obama didn’t shut down the government. Congress did. It was a battle fought out between the parties in Congress. Certainly the Obama and the Democrats were the same page, but the President doesn’t shut down shit.

Honestly, I wanted Trump to dig in his heels so the government would shut down on his 1ooth day in office. The symbolism would have said everything there is to say about Trump and Congressional Republicans.

This had nothing to do with him. Congress ignored him.