Of course, it’s the right wing go-to fuck up. Jason is banging a guy. Who’s probably blackmailing him.

I long for the days when the biggest republican scandals involved low down dicking and being in the closet. No Russian or treason.

Gay Russian underage goat porn

Erotic madlibs have to be a thing, right?

I just feel like we’re entering a new golden age of Republican sex scandals, and who better to lead us there than a smarmy little hypocrite like J-Chaff?

Milo Fuckface in Mar-a-lago with a 12" black dildo! Did I do the thing?

Oooo! Republican kinky sex madlibs! I haven’t played that in decades!

I accept your Republican scandal Mad-Lib, challenge!

Chaffetz is in the golden shower video in the role of the mattress.

Is a call for Spicer to retire or a headline that Spicer is retiring one of his bitches?

I’m not sure, but I think he’s a moran.

Bill, you’re supposed to be on vacation.

And Hitler had a mustache.

It does explain the uncanny resemblance of their favorite tailoring:

::checks post history::

all that hand-wringing for 19 stars. was it worth it?

I have heard/read so many of these jokes today and they are giving me endless pleasure, including: Even Hitler didn’t hit reply-all, even Hitler used a turn signal, and even Hitler wouldn’t have put ketchup on his eggs.*

You know who else never retired? Hitler.