On Inauguration Day, my friend and I went to the liquor store at 10am (YAY college town!) and found Hammer & Sickle Vodka. Not even kidding. We bought that, and made white russians with orange zest and Grand Marnier. It was amazing.

In my town, it’s right next to the Abortionplex.

I’ve been spending so much $$$ on weed lately, just to keep sane.

Worst. Giftshop. EVER.

I’ll join you. I’m broke, so I can only get all the cheap vodka in the world. You get the good stuff, and we’ll drink until we implode in on ourselves like booze fueled black holes.

Yeah I’m going to go ahead and call bullshit on this whole “oh no Chris Evans is a horrible person now because something Tom Brady believes!”

Okie doke.

I think if you’re going to tally how many shitty Republicans come from each of the states, you’re going to find Massachusetts fairly low on that list. Texas crazy gave us W. Kentucky crazy gave us McConnell. Alaska? Poor New York even? The three you mentioned have had very little power relative to GOPers out of other…

Hey now, that Massachusetts crazy gave you Liz Warren as a senator, and, like, a billion awesome comedians, so calm down. ;)

Exactly. Hating Chris Evans for Tom Brady is like hating Jon Cryer for Charlie Sheen. It’s not Jon’s fault Charlie was such a dipshit, and its not Chris Evan’s fault that his entire state wants to have Tom Brady’s kids.

Right? This was straight-up a self(and family!)-preservation move.

Chris Evans wouldn’t be allowed to return to Massachusetts if he spoke out against Brady. His uncle would probably be voted out of office if Chris went on the record against Tom Brady.

A ton of fake male feminists “accept their complicit role in sustaining the patriarchy”. What feminist women want men to do is not just acknowledge, but actively help fight against the patriarchy.

People want to fuck Paul Ryan?!

Why does it sound hot? They’d just want to call you Mommy and make you wear nude support hose while you spanked them.

This. Why should I have to pay because Mitch McConnell is an asshole?

Can we just not have sex with evil men? Is that enough?

If you dare and can hold your lunch, you should check Breitbart now. They are trying to pin this on Hillary. (Of course they would, right?) Saying that somehow she conned Trump into doing this. Through magic or shaking shiny car keys in front of Trump’s face, I don’t know. But they say it’s her along with McCain and…

Maybe they told him he could push the button that fires the missiles.

Nothing makes me happier than seeing these amoral, neo-nazi, right wing fucks rip each other apart. Somebody get me a cocktail.