She should have been president...

These are the lighter ones. I have seen plenty that are even worse. Makes you think those people’s next stop is Jonestown.

Wait .. Wasn’t Michael Keaton Birdman?

this guilt trip brought to you by “nice guys,” a tale as old as time

10/10 would do.

Zeus then stepped up his game and turned into a freaking beam of light and got some poor lady pregnant. No actual corporeal form. Just light. Greek Mythology is weird.

“Aren’t I terrible,” she said, “for causing grief to someone who has done so much to please me? Is it his fault that he’s ugly and lacks intelligence? He is kind. That’s worth more than anything else. Why haven’t I wanted to marry him? I would be more happy with him than my sisters are with their husbands. It is…

Would bang.

Half of Greek Mythology is literally “Zeus was horny, so he turned into like, a goat, then banged some lady and had a child”

Ok this one is pretty good too.

Melania reads the headline, nods in sad acknowledgement,

At this point, Russian connections are to the GOP what secret Cylons are to Battlestar Galactica...

It disproportionately affects low-wage hourly workers. Which just so happen to be women more so than men. And usually women with kids. So it fucks over a lot of single mothers.

The wage theft thing really gets my goat, probably because women are disproportionately affected.

It’s kind of soothing to know I’m not alone.

The fourteenth amendment should make it irrelevant if somebody is a minority. Your response makes it abundantly clear you believe minorities do not, in fact, receive equal protection under the law. Based on your question, I can only assume you’re okay with this as long as you’re not in the minority, to which I say,…

As a side note, I checked your posting history, and am not the slightest bit surprised to see you’re a brand-new poster whose first post is today, and the majority of your posts have been anti-immigrant or making fun of people for being pro-immigrant.