Trumpoline has canceled the midterm elections. Nothing to see here.

What the fuck have these people been doing for the last 8 years while the GOP’s not-at-all-secret policy was to block everything Obama did regardless of who it hurt? I swear, I feel like I’m reading comments from Democrats from every time the GOP shut Obama down and then blamed him for being unable to fulfill his…

Is Trump like an infallible god to these people? Whatever happens it’s never his fault but someone else’s. The cognitive dissonance is something to behold.

From my mother’s facebook page over the last couple weeks:

As another reminder:

The stupidity of his voters is truly mindblowing. The Republicans control both chambers of Congress and the presidency, and they still couldn’t pass this garbage law. The Democrats— much as they’d like to take credit for it— had nothing to do with its failure. It was infighting within the Republican party and the…

I was hesitant to call 45's voters stupid because I had thought that it’s rude and not necessarily true.

It’s charming how quickly his backers can switch from “Donald is an alpha male silverback gorilla who will not shit from anyone” to “Donald is a precious little baby who is not accustomed to Washington, D.C., and must be sheltered from those nasty politicians”. Supporting Donald is a tremendously corrupting enterprise.

Joleen Dudley, a real estate agent in Canton, Georgia, told STAT that we just need to give Trump some time to settle into his new job. “He isn’t one to give up, or he wouldn’t be a billionaire.”

Is there a reason they only interviewed people in their 70s and 80s?

God damn these infernal idiots to the farthest reaches of Hades.

You would think all that vitriol would stain Pirro’s dress.

In a vat of Purell. He realized that he touched a woman over 30.

Before Ryan was elected, I remember a couple of the news talking heads suggesting Newt Gingrich might be able to get the votes (coupled with a reminder that the Speaker doesn’t have to be a House member). Kevin McCarthy was in the running until he admitted Benghazi was a political witch hunt, but he’s so crazy he…

I kind of hope he does step down. Let the Freedom Caucus burn off another 6 months of Trump’s presidency refusing to agree on a new Speaker.

That’s​ enough internet for the day.

“You don’t want to know. No really, you don’t want to know; it’s too disgusting.”

Your mistake is in thinking Trump knows how to use the Google. Someone would have to sit him down and explain what vituperative means. Loudly and slowly. Using small words. And possibly finger puppets.

Trump’s going to have something to say about this post as soon as he googles “vituperative.”