I love my bikes, but there is NFW I’m riding naked. Padded shorts 4eva.

I hate hate hate with a thousand evil things when people in Q&As ask their celeb hero/friend/weirdo for a hug. Gene Tierney anyone?

Switch out all the Polish in Polish jokes and replace with Floridian?

yeah and i also agree w/ her about t-baggers. (i think) (right?)

I’m sexy and I know it.

Sup, Booga?

Does this make him a mar-SUP, BRO-ial?

Everyone in the 17th century was quietly tripping their brains out on ergot fungus, I think.... From such fabulist traditions sprang the National Enquirer and the Daily Mail.

Chubby mermaids.

The only way this CAPS LOCK of a movie could have been more bad-ass is if Theron had actually had her arm amputated for the role.

Norwegian optometrists?

Forget that it’s a Mad Max film for a second: it is probably one of the best edited, well-crafted, brilliantly-placed, perfectly designed films I’ve ever seen. And what’s more, it worships show-don’t-tell: they establish more about characters with no dialogue than some tv shows can manage with multiple seasons.

Yes. He sends countless young men to their deaths in the name of a greater ideal, and then promises them a great reward after they’re gone.

This font size is appropriate imho

It’s a tremendous piece of cinematic candy. I think George Miller had it in for one reason: after you’ve seen the utter heights of ridiculousness of a guy playing a fire-spewing guitar on top of a speaker laden war rig, everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, that follows seems completely reasonable and believable. It was…

Is there a form where you can nominate articles for the Pulitzer?

I just choked on my coffee while trying to not cackle madly at my desk. Bless you.

10 points Gryffindor!

ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE ON OUR WAY

CHARLIZE THERON HAS MENSTRUATED ALL OVER MY MASCULINITY.