Don’t leave us hanging... what does Jimmy Fallon consider the “ultimate” in late-night comedy then?

Yes. I’ve been complaining for years that Michael Bay makes explosions boring and that’s even more offensive than the insulting stupidity of his movies.

What drives me crazy is when a film critic reviewing the latest Transformers says something like, “Say what you will about Michael Bay, but he really knows how to shoot an action sequence.” NO HE DOES NOT. Bay doesn’t have the slightest idea how to shoot action, it’s just a bunch of weirdly static gasoline fire…

George Miller: “Just wanted to come in and remind the Wachoski’s, Justin Lin, Michael Bay and all the youngin’s how to make a thrilling action movie. Now I'm off to start pre-production Babe 3, bitches!"

They’re still gonna win the AFC East again this year, goddammit.

THANKS, OBAMA!

GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN MOVIE, SPIDEY.

Oh, I hope it’s very.

YESSSSSSS.

I can only ever think of Ryan Reynolds in Dick (Nixon era teen comedy, and it’s brilliant). Not exactly sexy.

That would be the BEST FICTIONAL RELATIONSHIP EVER

Such a fabulous, underrated actor. I was SO hoping HBO would cast him as Mance Rayder on Game of Thrones.

Happy Nelly Bly day to all!

He killed it with this segment AND the standardized testing takedown.

Dear Brownback, your name’s a clue where you can leave your tip.