I laughed. Maybe I’m just too easy with this kind of humor.

Come on. I’m a librarian, and we are insanely sanct—

Louis CK is impossible to get past. His entire act is predicated on him being awkward and depressed, along with failing with women, so his perversion is hard to separate from his act.

Alternative headline: Stinker Trailer Snowman Why?

“Factoid” was itself coined by Norman Mailer. Thanks, pub trivia!

Yeah, you were right in your S4 finale review. The stakes in this story felt forced and perfunctory. Still, even a weaker Brooklyn 99 is still packed with great jokes. Also, thank goodness you’re back!

Quaaludes and Cosby is my doo-wop acapella band name

Noooooo SPRINGS!

Didn’t we have this exact same Showcase vs. Showdown discussion in the comments of the last Price is Right article (which I assume was written by Teti)?

“the Wheel (you know, the one they spin to see who’s going to the Showcase Showdown)“

What an unfortunate event . . .

This review touches on the theme best by noting that the film never belongs to Abdul, and I just wonder what the heck the world is getting out of a one-dimensional imperialist fantasy that treats a central, marquee character as a smiling, brown pet for a figure we’ve seen represented on screen a dozen different ways…

Alex probably won’t want to write many more articles like this when he finds out I turned his article into a direct-to-video movie. Now excuse me while I write a scene for my current girlfriend, who will be listed in the credits as “topless commenter #3".

Hey this was a really well-done article! I’d be great to get more stories like this, although the vetting process would probably become a nightmare.

I think that’s just Dench, she says it at least 10 times a day.

heh “weiner”.

That seems like a losing game with De Havilland. I think she lived this long largely to spite her sister and she wants to see how long she can hold out.

She added a lot of dimension to the ditzy girl archetype. I actually thought she was one of the better people of the crew. Elliot was horrible; why would anyone be friends with him?

Katie, your continual accusations of CK are bordering on slander here. No one has accused him directly, Kirkman has admitted that she wasn’t talking about him, and I feel like you took Tig’s comments out of context. She was stating that she felt he should address the issues, not that she knew he did them. Now, I’m a…

Julian's an irritating asshole too, but I'm honestly not sure if the show realizes that or not.