If it’s hard to work on, maybe we’ll find out it’s actually an HP underneath.

It’ll need a new heatsink, new motherboard, new power supply, more RAM, and possibly underclocking for reliabil- I mean stability soon after you purchase one.

It says May will answer at 15:30 GMT, which I’m too lazy to convert because Murica.

This needs more stars than... The current “popular”comments.

COME ON MCHONDA!

Is it going to be... uh... here?

*INSERT “THAT’S A PENIS” MEME WITH THE WORD “JEEP” REPLACING “PENIS"*

It’s ok, we don’t talk about the Cygnet.

Cygnet?

Sometimes he might be a bit hot headed.

ANOTHER! *SMASH*

I wanted to say this, but this is Jalopnik. If it’s not old and/or falling apart, it’s not cool, or so they yell at me.

Him?

wat

*VOMIT* K *VOMIT*

iFUTURE 35isd iYouWantTheD Gran Chicken Coop Ultimate Naming Machine

*COUGH* TRY-HARD *COUGH*