Choking the chicken.

I meant the opening five.

REALLY, STEF?

Getting in new cars makes me love old cars that much more.

(You’re an advertising joke.)

It would be delayed by delaying the delay of delaying the delaying of the delay of the delay.

NO GRAMMAR FOR YOU!

Spoken like a person who is not a minority.

❤

I hate you.

Stop lying, you love stance.

Money can’t buy talent.

This video is absolutely ridiculous.

Thanks. It’s Saturday so I’ll let it slide. No pun intended.

Everyone messes up when they see a cop.

The fact it went viral shows either how dead car culture is or how dumb people are.