Step 1: Take off the bow tie.

*thinks to self, “Huh, I’m about to turn 40.”*

It’s like he’s mid transformation between Dr. Jalopnik and Mr. O’brien.

What an odd thing to incorrectly correct.

It’s Mahk!

Here’s a replay from another angle:

Everybunny loves a rally event!

CA isn’t gonna secede. Get the fuck out of here.

Seems you missed the midsize Ram pickup announcement?

When I’m working, yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I’ll pass almost every penny on to you....

I would post 500 times
And I would post 500 more
Just to be the thousandth man to post a joke
About Italian cars of yore.

By any other name it would be 2021 Viper

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door?

“Picture yourself driving a cartoon car. Automobile cosplay.”

for some reason... that put beyonce in my head

This thing is probably going to run damn near 2 bar, you really want to dump and respool that every shift?

Meh, it’s a theoretical car with theoretical AWD anyway.

But a good way to get back on your feet is to miss two car payments.

And what about these videos on cars from other manufacturers? Not hard to find irresponsible behavior in videos.

Ehhh..