Joshua David Fancher, 25,

That man is the progenitor of a disease sweeping YouTube... the “I took my weird/expensive/POS/famous/Modified Car to Carmax, LOOK AT THEIR LOWBALL OFFER!!!!”

If this takes off (and for the love of all that is good, I hope it doesn’t), here are some things I plan to invent:

Phase 2: Something something mobile billboards.

“Yes, we can make it do 0-60mph in 1.8sec. It’s a good headline, but once you’ve done it once or twice, and lost your eyes in the back of their sockets, you might not want to do it again.”

The most shocking part of this whole thing: IT’S EYE-EE-SHA?!!!

ABC: We’re bringing back Roseanne!

Shit. I’m ... surprised.

Looks like someone got...hoodwinked.

Imagine being so privileged that not getting a free hamburger (or more over, hearing the word “no”) sends you into a rage that makes you think telling a Hispanic woman to “go back to Mexico” is an okay thing. Then imagine how miserable you’d have to be that person. Then be happy you’re not that person.

“Gas is only cheap in America”

Huh. A lawyer who is a German car “enthusiast”. Never would have guessed.

If you never leave your parents’ basement I’m sure walking outside seems terrifying.

Yup, I’m friggin’ crying. Not ashamed in the least.

The comments were particularly insightful, thanks to them, we now know that walking outside with a baby in a stroller is pretty foolish and irresponsible.

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

Because I’m no longer trying to sell a Grand Caravan.

2018 Subaru Outback 3.6R Touring.