As a design engineer, this stuff scares the heck out of me sometimes.
I’ve designed engines. I’ve designed body and suspension. I’ve configured complete vehicles. And I can tell you this about every single one of them: They might break one day.
We NEVER have all the information we’d like when making a decision. And even…

“is the result of an extensive investigation by our firm during the past year”

Subaru will reliably deny warranty and insinuate customer incompetence.


#AmIRight?

>Not the Ringland

They’re just gonna extend the warranty to 8 years/100k miles and pay the lawyers some fees like they did with the head gasket issues...

Oh no, we’ve thrown a rod

Engineers: turning fun things into tedious work since the Babylonian Empire.

No, Scoobs, no! Don’t say that. You’re a human being, a valuable person, and your body is beautiful just the way it is! You should never say such a thing to yourself.

Find the right fetish group, and you could be in for big $!

Wearing a swimsuit and selling web hosting services isn’t a crime, while committing fraud is definitely a crime.

NASCAR fans love boobs.

Sounds a lot like Scott Tucker and Level 5 Motorsports...

Can we get it some surgery? The glaucoma looks pretty bad in that right eye.

Can’t wait to import this deal in 25 years.

(f) completely dismissing and ignorant of the relatively simple nuances tied into international economics.

mfw bloggers attempt manual labor

A little bit of sunshine has been brought into my life. Thanks, Alanis!

At this point, I think that 95% of the emails that Michael goes though are just trolls trying to be epic enough that they can point out to fellow trolls how they got called out, followed by lols, racist memes and the like. That’s not to say that this couldn’t be real, because America has made clear that there are a…

All the hurried sentences and grammar mistakes tip to this being grade A troll work. No one could span racism like that without a premeditated plan.