Quarks? Do you have to be a particle physicist to drive new cars?

Crown Royal would explain a lot actually.

Sorry for the mistake: I know it’s “doesn’t go”, but I was tired and in Kinja we cannot make later corrections.

But it doesn’t goes WROOOOOOOOOOM!... WRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

pretty sure that’s a Saturn

If it’s $500m that comes out of your pocket

No problem, just hand over the $12500 down it will take to get both of those vehicles for those lease payments and you are all set!

OMG PUPPY SO CUTEEEEEE

I have had at least 5 cars that I think of as more blue than that (all photos representative)

That guy has been found.

If you could please pass Andrew McEachern’s contact information to the Ferrari F1 team, I would be most appreciative.

For Gawd’s sake please just delete “Tesla-killer” from the Jalopnik vocabulary already. Porsche aren’t going to kill Tesla any more than Tesla are going to kill Porsche. Until any EV car can rival or license the Supercharger technology they aren’t even coming close to Tesla. And when they do Tesla will simply be a…

I seriously don’t know why he won’t let sugar grits be the glorious grits that they are!

$200,000 if you remove anything and make it light weight.

With enough time...everything is hilarious.

“Hey grandpa! Remember that one time you got a stroke on the glass walk?!”

“Banana Banana Banana, Poop!”

“Hahahahaha, classic grandpa!”

According to IGN, sourced from Empire (magazine I think):

Biggest traffic buildup is the line to my ex-wife’s bedroom.