the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

I made my screen name in 1997. Didn’t even need numbers in it.

I like the Evo 6 especially when Tommi Makinen wins WRC titles.

Oh, made I should have made more clear: I think a current-gen Bullitt Mustang is for sure happening. Especially since 2018 is the 50th anniverasy of the movie.

still... thats a pretty harsh punishment for a cheeky joke

Look, I know dog lovers are generally good people, and usually better people than cat people. 

Longform essays on Twitter suck.

Who knew that by today’s standards Popeye would be considered a poet.

Subaru owner here. It’s all vapes and head gaskets.

Many science.

Exactly. I own a Mustang and a Jag. All I hear about is how I will eventually run over pedestrians in one car and will be lucky if I can get the other one to run.

Lifelong Alfa fan here, never once have I got the impression you, or anyone at Jalopnik, wanted to tarnish Alfa’s image. Alfa does a good enough job of that itself. If anything it seems most of you quite like certain Alfas, in spite of their flaws

Whatever is wrong with it, I will happily take it off their hands for a nominal fee.

Not true, accidents can happen in shops.

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I’m glad others can see through his bullshit.

OMG 3 spokes! I need to see a 7-spoke steering wheel!!!

OMG 3 spokes! I need to see a 7-spoke steering wheel!!!

Thank you for this. It is a brief blip of levity and happiness during this waking nightmare that is my life.