No folks, just no. The solution is to eat more brisket.

Well my word. That truck was decabitated.

This is what the $6,800 worth of damage looked like:

Mushed up dead bugs! They stick like crazy to my car....

Is it magnetic? I assumed it sticks to the bumper like a giant booger.

Yes, get rid of brain Crash and “The American.” Hire Kimi to be the test driver: “Car handled well.” “Car handled bad.”

My understanding is that part of the show was just a big middle finger to the BBC who at the last minute took issue with them having celebrity interviews on the show.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

For reference, this time is 37 seconds faster than the 2010 911 GT2 RS, a full minute quicker than the 2004 911 GT3 RS, and 9 minutes & 14 seconds faster than a Trabant P50.

To the Google mobile!!

It’s yellow. Only Lambos come in yellow. #facts

Sssshhhhhh you’re making too much sense

Just for kicks, went through and subtitled the whole thing.

Best part of this video:

This is exactly why I love The Root, and why I come here even though I rarely have anything worth commenting about. Thank you, Michael. I hope I can be as good an ally to the Black community as you are to the trans community, and that I can be half as graceful when my own shortcomings are pointed out to me.

That tan Nissan was just sitting there on the highway for over an hour? No flares or hazard lights? It’s amazing it took that long for someone to hit it...

Same. And he’ll follow you next because white boys or, IT folk like him have nothing to live for save trolling a website like this...

Can we start with this annoying POS?

Can we have a study where Michael goes around the world tracking down the annoying burners and emails he reveals in Clapback Mail and to his shock and horror they’re all angry White Guys and Gals who need to get out more?