See also: Money can’t buy taste.

If you commit to a bad take 3 times in a row, Mack just appears. He’s like Beetlejuice.

No, I am your father.

I fear you can’t quite compare the typical WRX buyer with the typical Subaru (or many other makes). It’s a niche market, not mainstream.

A large part of the allure of a 5 door is the fact that we can’t have one. The take rate on wagons vs sedans was low when they were available, and when the STI was hatch only, there was complaining about that, too. That said, I would love it if the 2020 redesign had a hatch in the mix. I still miss my ‘12 at times.

So if I’m understanding this correctly, there is a digital TGC made by Valve, and not only is a collection of digital cards worth around $200, but also people are investing in it like a stock market? This makes me realize two things:

So what you’re saying is, if I don’t stop giving my cat treats, pretty soon I’m going to have to buy him a hat with five lights on it.

Never change, Torch. Please.

At first I thought you were talking about the article, and even I thought that was a bit mean.

boodjohn always was a dick.

While I can’t comment on residual value, I will admit to saying “lease car” immediately before doing anything stupid in the Fiesta ST while I had it.

Talk less. Listen to the engine more.

I’ll admit, I was a bit disappointed when they got up next to the empty spool and no one was running inside of it.

The MKIV had the same problem, which resulted in a price drop in 1997 that still couldn’t save it in the US. Also didn’t help that the MKIV offered Camaro performance for Corvette money in the same year. At least they learned... nothing?

Oh, you.

If they had, NASCAR likely would have either had the video taken down or seized ad revenue within 48 hours of it being posted. Not that it got all that many hits, anyway.

Apparently for some of us white folk, minding our own damn business is indeed more complicated than rocket science.

PG: “Ya know, now that I have a garage owning this old BMW isn’t so bad. I wonder what it would be like if the parts were thirty times more expensive.”

Even more misleading than that. Two women raised $12,500 to donate to a charity that forgives medical debt, raising that charity’s total contribution to $1.5 million. Still awesome and something that should be applauded, but fuck that headline.

Man employed by Microsoft doesn’t understand how computers work. Actually sounds about right based on my experience with them.