Be honest; how long were you waiting to use that?

The Focus RS died for this.

You beautiful bastard.

According to Clarkson, the Boxster is more Mara from Persona. Don’t Google that.

Wait... does that make an orange Cayman Charmander?

the Sport Exhaust System with Tailpipes in Black (like my soul)

I never expected the manual transmission to outlive the US sedan.

Damnit, Erik!

Headline unclear. Clicked on article expecting to read about a very powerful electric shaver.

Oh, is it that time of year again where we start blaming a four digit number for all the stupid shit humanity has done in the past 330-some-odd days?

1st Gear: I would like to introduce People’s exhibit Q10, QX30, Q20L, Q40, Q50m, QL90, and Q70AWD.

Less grip in the dry was one of my favorite aspects of winter tires on the FiST. To increase fun either increase power or decrease traction.

That wasn’t a throttle body that was filthy. You killed Rudolph, you bastard!

I both hate Viral Hog for what it is, and appreciate it for not denying what it is.

*sigh*

Huh, a special trim that consists of a lip kit, wheels, brakes, springs, cosmetic changes, and about three dozen performance brand logos. I fear the partnership with Subaru is having an effect on Toyota’s product planning.

My guess is that they intended to raise $10,000, and promised Bobbitt so much for a cut. (Say $2000 generously, maybe even $500). They ended up raising $400,000, and still gave him what they initially agreed upon. He complained after getting shafted, and eventually it all fell down.

I stopped caring about spec sheets and lap times; worrying if I had the fastest car in a segment based on a professional driver on whatever track. Instead I have a list of cars I’m interested in, go test drive all of them, decide my favorite, and then buy a Subaru anyway.

This is the expression of a man who was just asked “has anyone ever told you that you kinda look like Adam Sandler?”

See also: https://jalopnik.com/1830256529