Nah, he’s just gonna sit this one out.

Kaepernick’s probably available.

Yeah, the pilot is one of the best episodes of television I’ve ever seen.

In my office just outside Akron, OH everyone is smiling this morning. On a Monday morning. What a great day.

Joke’s on you, Tom. This was quite obviously an actual tryout for the Nets.

I see your pivotal moment, and raise you a flaming meteor crashing into said roof.

SOMEONE PLEASE RESCUE KATIE NOLAN

I can’t wait for that pivotal moment in time when Fox Sports has Skip Bayless, Clay Travis, Jason Whitlock, Colin Cowherd, and maybe Curt Schilling all under one roof.

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Someone here floated the idea (based on nothing, but kind of logical) that ESPN would go hard after Ian Eagle.

If we’re lucky, Jon Gruden won’t get a companion... he, too, will disappear and I can watch one game a week without hearing anyone talk.

D-Mo falling on the ground is the best defense the Rockets have played all year.

I can confirm that this is dank usage.

Man, dank is a chill as heck word.

...OK...but what about the director of those Fast & Furious movies? Why doesn’t he get more calls?

It has different grammatical rules depending on use. It only works on pure lintransitive verbs, to start a lindependent clause, or as a linfinitive.

-1/2 star for taking the joke too far and for missing ‘involved’