what do you expect from a guy who married his own daughter

As a long time Deadspin reader, and a recent Pardon My Take fan, I get what you mean.

Kevin “KFC” Clancy, an employee whose decision to cheat on his pregnant wife was recently dubbed “KFC Gate” by Portnoy, granted that Portnoy probably didn’t need to “barge in” while Smith was in the shower.

Stoolies everywhere: “We’re not the assholes you think we are!”

It’s because I come from money and I have a swagger and confidence about me.

The incredible innovation of writing two articles a week of casual prose and posting them online doesn’t get someone a lifetime pass able to handwave away all criticism of his turning into an incredibly lazy hackish writer the previous version of himself would have roasted on a regular basis.

(And there’s another…

THAT GUY ALERT!

Newton added that his favorite comedian is Google Maps.

I’m beginning to get the impression that giving enormous amounts of money and fame to young men solely based on their ability to throw a ball while other men are chasing them might produce some perverse outcomes. Nothing really to go on; just a hunch.

Yeah, it’s “mom.”

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

Side note: I did not know they made 4 of those movies. Eesh.

It’s a weird way to start Lake Placid 5, but whatever, I’ll watch it.

I go to the Wildwood Ultimate tournament every year, and this year our team uniform is “buy shit off the boardwalk”. I have never been happier to be part of any team in my life

the ideal outcome is that they both get knocked out.

I started watching Sports center as a young child in the late eighties when it was just sports and no hidden political agenda.