It’s kind of amazing that even being tangentially associated with Dwight Howard is basically the curse of doom. The man is some sort of farting harbinger of the apocalypse, wreaking havoc on every place he passes through.

Iggy won that trade.

I thought The Process was as dumb as the next guy, and Hinkie deserved to go. But since that’s well trodden territory, a different way to think about all this: Man, can you believe how horrible the Dwight Howard trade went for everyone involved? At best it seriously fucked three of the four teams that were involved…

People love potential. Sometimes more often than actual results. It’s why fans clamor for backup quarterbacks and it’s why the Eagles subreddit is full of people who think Chip Kelly is a brilliant football mind who got a raw deal, despite all actual evidence pointing to the contrary.

The time I voided a three-way had hilarious consequences as well. Got me in a real sticky situation.

Odds that if something like this were to happen, it would of necessity involve the Sixers: 100,000,000,000%.

To further quote Thoreau: “Tell me I can’t tear it up / Go get yourself some toilet paper ‘cuz ya lyrics is butt.”

“So that's how it’s done! Wonder why I didn't do that."—Jason Whitlock

I don’t understand how any of this helps me make $40/hr working from home using Google.

The solution to disproportionate responses by the government to persons of color is not to call for disproportionate responses by the government to white people. It’s to stop disproportionate responses against persons of color.

After a while it gets boring bringing your trucks to the same spot at the far end of the Walmart parking lot and you start thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”

Quick: think of a time when you thought “damn, that was a good call by Jim Nantz.” He has been lucky to spend his career next to such lightning rods for stupidity as Phil Simms and Billy Packer.

Why would Dallas want him, though?

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

This account describes them each being physically, emotionally, and mentally abusive of the other. Not sure this is the right person to give dating advice.