Yeah, I don’t think Ina Garten needs any curses. Her idea of a good time is to cook (more), get drunk and pass out. In Paris!

Lizzy Seeburg was raped on Brian Kelly’s watch. Kelly’s only response was to advise the accused to keep quiet. None of the players who harassed a freshman girl who had been raped into silence then suicide were ever disciplined.

Notre Dame has the unique benefit of a network of hundreds of Catholic high schools around the country they can recruit from. Their location sucks, but every Jesuit and Holy Cross headmaster still roots for them and tells their best players to play for them.

When I was 37, Clueless Bob Davie was coaching ND.

It’s going to be a really awkward day at the Food Network when she cuts her finger during filming and Jeffrey smothers her with a pillow.

Brian Kelly’s ability to escape blame at Catholic Institutions is so good that they’re going to name him archbishop of the Boston diocese.

C’mon, Notre Dame is a Catholic school! If Catholics have taught us anything it’s that no one is ever really fired, they just get a new parish.

I would definitely buy this “rock” if the SKU description would read as follows:

Or, you follow the Trump Plan, which is to accept the highest bid but internally resolve to pay them only what the lowest bidder quoted. All while “feature-creeping” the project to double its original scope. Let them sue you to get full payment, then drag it out so they settle for far less than what you got out of…

Two of the best players to ever play were on that plane. Bobby Charlton survived, and went on to become England’s best ever player, winning the World Cup in 1966, and the European Cup in 1968, setting appearance and goalscoring records for both teams, which have only recently been broken.
Duncan Edwards died. Duncan…

Um you forgot the FUCKING Cubs won the World Series!!!

As a Duke alumnus this makes me very happy. I also acknowledge that these are the end times based on the sports and political landscape. Can’t wait to wear my 2016/2017 National Champs shirt in hell.

Duke looks great. The Cowboys might be the best team in the NFL. The Red Sox got Sale. This is a fucking apocalypse of bad sports things. I swear to god if Penn State had gotten into the playoffs, I’d have to give sports up for good.

One of the few courts where being white is a disadvantage.

This kind of thing isn’t supposed to be happening in Trump’s America!

Tune in to ESPN at 8 PM EST on Saturday to see who gets his room in the Nissan® Heisman House!

till it happens here...

I think this may be the first time I’ve seen a woman use the word cuck un-ironically. I don’t like it.

The Chiefs won one Super Bowl 46 years ago and they’ve won one playoff game in 23 years. Calm the fuck down.