How does Penn State winning a football game improve the healing process? Isn’t that how we got here in the first place? You’re right in that Penn State losing football games doesn’t heal us any more, except that maybe students, alumni, and politicians that determine the funding for the university might realize that…

To appropriate from Tim Minchin...
If you find this more offensive than the fucking possibility
Joe Paterno defended coach while he was getting fucking fiddly,

Uh if the PSU alumni and fan base would, for the most part, acknowledged that Joe Paterno was a horrible human being and stop denying he was innocent and what he was a part of should never be excused just because he was good at winning football games, I might be inclined to agree with you.

These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

Who are you suggesting went down easily? The guy who received the 2 footed flying tackle to the knee or the guy who was being grabbed by the throat and pushed over an advertisement board? It’s hard to tell

But we agree that he is the actual killer, right?

Ehhhh. Remember that to the Biblical Jesus, serving the poor and loving your neighbor are godly works, but they aren’t what gets you into heaven. Faith in Christ is what gets you into heaven.

Why not both?!

Belichick is the constant. He won when Brady was a late pick on a tiny contract, he won when Brady was on a huge contract, he won when Brady was on a big contract and then was on IR all season, he won with no WRs, he won with Randy Moss having the best receiver year ever, he won with middle round tight ends, he won…

Wow, you’re a moron.

My (consistent) contrarian analysis:

I bet those kids are mean drunks.

The good thing about bombing Gay island is that it reminds me of Bikini Beach. Bikini’s are great because they remind me of boobs. Not just any boobs, the best boobs, like my wife. Anyway, this Gay island idea sounds pretty good and we may be on to something. I’m going to look into that come January.

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

No, we actually changed the constitution and put Barack back in for another 26 years.

Sad indeed

The English really need to take a lesson from America.

You should ABSOLUTELY take ballroom dancing classes, girls love that! I took tango in college I met so many gorgeous and interesting women and had a lot of great dating experiences. Plus, even when the classes were over, I was able to use my new moves to impress other gals. Plus it’s fun! Dancing is cool.