Crappy quality but made me think of this:

Bring your daughters friends to work day.

This was true back when the exchange rate was more favorable for Canadians. The local malls actually installed clothing donation bins in the parking lots so the filthy poutine-gobblers would have somewhere to put the clothing they wore across the border after changing into their new purchases. Previously there were…

Not sure the city would matter if it is the same owner who looks like the evil advisor to a sultan that betrays him and kidnaps his daughter using a magical idol.

and usually they were following the AFC’s best teams, which for much of the 1980s meant the Chargers, Raiders, Broncos, Dolphins, Browns.

Yeah, when you don’t remember doing this but you’re all, “Yep, sounds like me.” That is not a good sign of your overall character.

This post is like a guy at freshman orientation who tells you that real rock and roll fans only listen to Blind Lemon Jefferson.

My gripe with this, beyond the obvious xenophobia, is...who is she talking about? Looking at the current dual nationals on the squad, Julian Green was born in Tampa, Terrence Boyd spent time growing up in New York, has played exclusively for US youth and senior teams, and has the American flag tattooed on his arm.…

If you can obtain a U.S. Passport, that means you are a U.S. citizen. Some people aren’t “more” citizens than others. There’s not a “citizen-plus” standing you can get after living in the U.S. for a number of years.

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

I didn’t think she could get better than last week’s “I think I’m gonna be president” delivery, but goddamn Kate McKinnon.

Sincerely,

Good god, what do people WANT? I’m a White Sox fan, of course, but that game was fantastic.

It was an amazing game to watch. I’m pretty sure my mom’s heavenly hand kept that double in the park in the top of the ninth.

Can you name an actual conservative voice that’s worth listening to? What does that even mean. Are we talking social conservatives? Cause if so, really? Or are we talking fiscal ones? Cause there are damn few of those and most of them are derisively referred to as RINOs by the same party base that ushered trump up…

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Apparently the Finns didn’t check themselves, because they clearly Reykjavik’ed themselves.

Plus who’s going to speak up for a mime when they don’t speak up for anyone else?

and gold is tanking at the same time #makesyouthink

Asked for this same thing yesterday on “toupee someone found in a garbage can and stapled to a sweet potato.” This needs to happen.