Of course Baker was unaware of the alleged Chapman incident. Aroldis isn’t known for his hitting.

“Nobody expects the Spanish in position!”

The correct answer is always Annette Haven.

At least the Phils are interesting and there are three or four young players to keep an eye on.

And we fucking ate far too many of those Golden Promise Chips that the local and national media served up to us with heaping helpings of that delicious cream sauce of “just think of what this offense will do when Chip finally gets full control of personnel.”

That yelly-angry-British-cooking show dude has an amazing recipe for wellington. Too lazy to look for the link, though.

I’m too much of a pussy to try Wellington because I just know I’ll fuck it up.

Pfffft, Vanessa Del Rio makes her look like a piker.

We eat too many Butterscotch Krimpets.

I went full on heel on Sunday, hoping for the Eagles to fuck up the game this week in hopes of maintaining draft position and finally getting rid of Chip Kelly. As a Philly fan my sense of success and failure, of winning and losing is so fucked up anymore it’s as if I’ve developed loserbetes.

So the lesson he was taught is that watching women’s soccer is a form of punishment?

Keys don’t move, they just get transposed

Those guys are committed. Steve Irwin didn’t do nearly as well under the rays.

He did roll over in 1990.

I'll just leave these here

This might be the best roundup all year but I think Most Valuable Sign might have to go to the Connor Cook’s mom one. Mom jokes are the most timeless, agressively American form of comedy.

It’s absolutely tragic what happened to the child, but I know survivors of rape who go on to lead fulfilling lives. That’s all I’m hoping for the kid. Obviously with a ton of love, therapy and family support.