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We know. We just don’t care.

Who are you to criticize Enema Smits? Did you ever rush for 168 yards with a septic graded shoulder? I didn’t think so.

Emmett, I love your picks but you can’t use the word clittings anymore. It’s the 21st centipede.

You're factually wrong, showing emotion when doing something historically cool is great and awesome. "Act like you been there before" is always said by lumps who have never actually been anywhere before.

Bizarre? Huge? Practically nothing in it? Maybe you just don’t understand Canada in general.

Man, you guys are lucky that most Ranger fans can’t read because the way you’ve kicked them while they’re down this morning is deplorable.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Philly fans might be off the hook for a while.

The baby will probably have a bruise on their head, but it could have been much worse. Thank God the fans were only throwing light beer cans.

Hope they signed the check for the caterer before getting in the car.

It’s gonna suck when Steve Bartman sneaks up there and steals the ball before Game 6 of the NLCS.

Shoulda called ‘em a “little shit”.

Let’s not assign gender roles...

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What makes you think there was inferior players in the 80s and 90s compared to today? I mean, just as an example, you named Robben, Rooney, Aguero and Balo but I would take any of Rivaldo, Henry, Del Piero, Trezeguet, Batistuta, Baggio, Shevchenko, Raul or Bergkamp over those 4 and lord knows I’m missing some. And

You can’t objectively compare two players if you focus primarily on success with their national teams.

He’s scored 446 goals in 632 career games for his clubs. (Pelé, however, scored a preposterous 643 goals in 656 games at Santos.)

Don’t really understand how you can claim Messi is so great when look at what happens with the national team?? How many world cups has Brazil won with Messi “leading” the squad?

We’re just praying the Eagle’s season goes to shit so we can swoop in and get Kelly.