Is Black God as much of a petulant, hypocritical tyrant as White God?

No, but I'm real fun at church!

And just like Tits McGee, this dumb fuck is on vacation.

Landon Donovan is right. If you want to be the prototypical soccer power and above the Germans, you don’t take Klinsmann to the World Cup.

This comment sinks.

Just goes to show you how smart he really is. Chicks will pay a fortune to take a bath in mud.

I’ve done dumber things trying to impress girls.

You guys are idiots. If Tomasula really had gas then why would he live in his car?

Sorry you didn’t get a bid, geed.

The moment you realize a Taco Bell stop before the game was a bad idea.

You missed Ashleigh and Ashley

Kristen, Christin, Khristin, Qristin, Christyn, Khristin, Kristinn, Kristin, Christen, Krysstin, Kriston....this took me 15 seconds.

Top row, far right: Heyayay

The hat gave it away.

Sorority girls love D-bags.

All of these attractive people and then there is Ribery. Jesus.

Frank Ribery is the ugliest goddamn superstar I've ever seen.

I thought devote Muslim Ribary was against drinking alcohol?

It’s 10, and don’t let any castaway from the Bell Telephone Company days tell you otherwise.

I just said, “Yo man, can I go in?” The guy said, “No,” and I was like, “Dude, You’re not gonna let Homer the fuckin’ mascot into your bar right now?” Then he said I could go in.